I see this language sprinkled about various NetTalk pages:
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*Lifetime service available for a limited time only.
It sounds like they're talking about my death.

It also sounds almost self-contradictory. It's lifetime, but it's limited time only...
Personally, I think it would be less morbid and less of an oxymoron, if it read:
Quote:
*Lifetime service offer available for a limited time only.
